Humorous Pick-Up Lines Used By Girls to Guys

For females, it feels really nice to get all the attention from males when we go inside a bar, at school, or even when we're busily working in the office. It makes us feel appreciated especially when they notice how good we look today or if we have a nice haircut. It makes us want to be more attractive and stunning in their eyes, right? That's how most women feel when they're being complimented by men wherever they go but not in places where the aura is just plain creepy.

Anyway, me and a few of my girl friends decided to party all night long in a bar when we're in Miami. Since I'm the newbie and haven't had enough experiences with boys yet. So when we're in the bar, I was unconsciously looking at how people are able to casually mingle with a stranger. Don't get me wrong by just reading this. I have a very conservative upbringing that I was only allowed to go out with friends when I started working.

And when working, I have the tendency of working pretty late and doing all the essay writing services and proofreading all by myself. So just a change in environment, my friends decided to introduce me to a different kind of lifestyle. What I noticed is the use of pick-up lines by both men and women, and it really does work sometimes.

So I gathered all of my researching skills and present to you humorous pick-up lines uttered by girls to guys they like. Here are some:

1. Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.

2. Either my eyes need checking or you're the best looking guy I have seen all week.

3. Are you the kind of guy who can look after himself or do you need a cute girl to take care of you?

4. They said finding the right man would be tough, but they never said it'd be this tough.

5. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

6. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend…

7. Are you funny, because I only like funny guys?

8. Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name John.

9. I never do this, but I think you're cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.

10. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a girlfriend?

Now, not all of these pick-up lines work as told by my girlfriends and some of my male cousins. But it sure does feel nice to be a little forward sometimes and show men that you can do it too. You're welcome to try using these pick-up lines girls!